What's happening to the Douchies?

"Especially you two! You guys are a couple of fucking tools!"

I'll admit, after the UNC game I was a little worried. Duke had been playing very well, and to beat UNC at home was quite impressive. Alas, it appears the poor Dukies are running out of steam, as they lost for the second straight game last night, in Miami. I'm just worried that they didn't all sprint to the bench when anticipating a TV timeout. That would be a real tragedy.

OK, they new site is definitely in the works. We have struggled for about a week over the name, with little help from you jackals, and we settled. We had to think of something that was intriguing, but it also had to make sense. We also wanted it short, but it had to be available. It was a pain in the ass. We settled with www.wildcatblitz.com. It's not great, but it's not awful by any means. Plus, it makes sense, which is more than I can say about this blog. Anyway, if you go there, you'll see a mess. We have to work on the theme (by "we" I mean "someone"), and I'll let you know when to go there. This blog will still exist, but the other blog will be better and updated frequently. It's going to have all the features of an online sports blog, w/ morning links, funny articles from Beezner, and other random stuff. It will focus mainly on things about UK and the SEC. Everything else will still be posted here (i.e. how stupid SportsCenter is) We're open to ideas. I'm sorry "dong time with Evan" didn't work.

I would be remiss if I did not mention that the Skip Bayless of Rant-astic!, Charles, has decided to tie the knot with his lovely lady, Kristen. So, despite where you are right now, begin clapping and shouting "congratulations!" Also, high-five the person in the cubicle next to you. Details are still scarce, but, as I understand it, the wedding will take place in the Crunch Zone of Old Cardinal Stadium. There will be fights, beer, and the Cardinal will be performing the ceremony. Ralph Dawkins is the best man, and Charles' groomsmen include Marty Lowe, Sam Madison, and Arnold Jackson.

Rod Council will be on hand for security detail.