Friday, February 27, 2009

Funny You Should Go there, Worm

In actuality, we had a threat like this about five years ago. Someone found a Post-it note in the IMC bathroom that read, "April 24 will be the next Columbine."

We immediately had a faculty meeting, and it was decided that we would 'man up' and attend school anyway.

April 24 rolled around, and as I entered the school building, it was very odd because there were random people there like construction workers and delivery men, and, hell, maybe even an Indian...all clearly undercover cops. (That's an oxymoron.)

Long story short, it ended up being some punk-ass bitch who just did it for attention. No attention was paid him, the school day went as planned, and we all went home a little smarter.

Moral of story: You can't let one douche bag ruin your picnic because it's probably just some pussy kid laughing with his buddies when school gets canceled.

Moral of the story II: St. X didn't allow some spoiled shit head to dictate what we did, and Trinity reacted like a bunch of pussies. You can have the football trophies.

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