OK, what time is the UK/UL game?!

Oh, apparently that has already been played.

Clearly the superior team won yesterday, and they deserved to win. Unfortunately, for the Cay-uts, UL played with half a brain in the second half, ending all hopes of an upset. Tello finally got his win over UK; good for him.

Now for the important stuff: T-Will gate '08. First of all, I must explain my loyalty for hating T-Will. I've been on board since day one and it has only gotten worse; I say this with no regrets: I've never hated a college basketball player more--and Greg Paulus is included! From the sheer hype he has created for himself to his overall lackluster play, T-Will is a walking and talking and talking and talking and talking jabroni. He is an awful shooter, his basketball IQ is alarmingly low, and his propensity to over-celebrate at any positive play is absolutely sickening. Watching him play makes me want to slash my eyeballs.

Anyway, the actual incident occurred with an indetermined amount of time remaining in one of the halves. Whenever it occurred, the game was clearly decided. Padgett, one of the few players for either team that deserves anyone's respect, was retardedly gliding down the lane for an uncontested dunk. As an aside, Vein looks retarded when he runs. Literally. Anyway, Ramel Bradley, whose nickname fails to mirror his game in any capacity, attempted to rip Vein's arm clear off his body. In doing so, Vein awkwardly tumbled to the floor. In reality, it was an uncalled for frustration foul, and it was total garbage. However, Bradley quickly appeased the situation (surprisingly) by offering to help the fallen center. It was then that an admittedly ignorant T-Will rushed to the side of his fallen teammate to act as a "shield." Williams, who hails from the meanest streets of Seattle (the one's where the Starbucks are drive-thru only), has now acted as both a weapon to his teammates (when pistol-whipping Jerry Smith) and a shield. You must admit, the man wears many hats. T-Will's biggest mistake, however, was pushing the disinterested Joe Crawford, whose only motive was finding the loose basketball so that he could dribble it. The best part, for me at least, was when Williams was pinned by Padgett against the basket, and he was repeatedly screaming "are you cool?!?!?" The look in Padgett's face was one of pure fear, as T-Will came dangerously close to kissing him.

In the end, the T-Will technical and Ramel's intentional were the right calls. In all seriousness, I believe that T-Will is completely starved for attention, and that he will do anything to get it. Watch the next time he makes a three; he'll make sure everyone knows it.

I will admit, I truly thought Bradley was going to take the high-road and defend T-Will's actions in the postgame. Nope. Called him a clown, instead. Pretty accurate. T-Will is a fucking joke.

Let me be clear in saying that I am not advocating Bradley's actions; there is no place for that in the game, and he knows that. T-Will's actions, however, have no place...anywhere.

What's with his name, anyway? Terrence Williams? That is on par with 'Carlton Banks.'

Finally, I want to also make clear that I stand by both posts from yesterday (especially the latter). However, I am starting to get some weird traffic from Google searches of "Ashley Judd cunt." Awesome.