"He has a fantastic fanny"

Steve Lavin said this no less than fifteen times last night, when talking about college basketball players, past and present. Later during this awkward exchange between he and Musberger, Brent mentioned something about Lavin's wife. It got quiet and weird. I googled her, and she indeed has a fantastic fanny.

All of this awkwardness occurred during the IU/Michigan game. As I said earlier, Eric Gordon is the best player in the country. Not only can he score thirty every night, can threes from thirty feet, and dunk on people; he must also share the floor with Jordan Crawford, who is a train-wreck. Look at all those commas. Next time IU is on, watch. You will be amazed by both Gordon and Crawford, but for different reasons.

I'm sorry. I've sat for like 30 minutes and can't think of anything else. Nothing interesting is happening! Oh, the Bass is back. Updated every Thursday, and the addition of a comments section or message board or both forthcoming.