Thursday, December 13, 2007

Baseball has been Cancelled

80 Players?!?!?! That's like, three teams. We can only pray for Ryan Freel to be on that list, but he's probably too insignificant for anyone to care. It's only natural that Freel would take a "gritty" substance. Also, the Astros got screwed trading for Tejada. He's on steroids. He gained like 70 pounds in one offseason. I'll have continuing coverage of the Mitchell Report (which is akin to the Mort Report), which begins at 2. That's a lie; I might watch, but probably not. I hate watching press conferences; you can never hear the question.

They just said that Clemens is going to be named in the report. That explains his chucking a jagged bat at Piazza.

Thank God T.O and Keyshawn are mired in a feud based on, well, stupid opinions. I don't mind Keyshawn too much as he's a TV journalist now and paid to say stupid shit, but what's with T.O.? He's a nut; remember the suicide attempt? What was that about? The real story here occured when Keyshawn was talking to the other black people on Countdown and he said that he "played for Coach Parcells" and TJ quickly blurted "torture," assuming that's what he was driving at. He wasn't, though. Thus, I imagine the make-up room will be rather awkward this week.

OK, I'm having trouble thinking of other stuff. Read Mosley's piece on KSR. It's hilarious.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Evan you called that on Tejada. Nice job stros.

A-Train

Jed said...

Hey,
Not to toot my own horn, but did anybody think that Gagne wasn't doing something illegal? That one was easy to spot.

Train, sorry about Knobs.

J-Train