You guys are dicks, man!
So, the Blue Jays manager said he didn't want Adam Dunn because he lacked passion. Look, I'm all for making fun of Dunn, but DUDE! Motherfucker gives you so much fodder, and you say you don't want him because he lacks passion--which you made up.
Things you could have said:
I don't want Adam Dunn because...
...I think he might actually be a donkey.
....He whiffs a lot (though he has a helluva OBP).
...He overran second, and was tagged out one time---like Reggie, the Icelandic baseketball player, in an IM softball game at Centre.
...He's an atrocious fielder.
...There's a hole in his swing the size of...well, a giant hole.
Anyway, you get my point. Why was this dude being such an asshole?
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