A Weekend in Text

In honor of the Cats blasting Houston Nutt's Hogs, I give to you the actual compilation of text messages, the senders and my replies. Enjoy!

Sean: (2:23) Are you watching UL?
Me (to Sean): (2:24) No but im gettin scores...What is it now?
Sean: (2:25) 28
Sean: (2:25) 28-14
Me (to Sean): (2:25) Wow
Jed: (2:27) Wow.
Jed: (2:40) I told you Soriano was good.
Jed:(2:54) Lee is 4 for 4 you big meanie
Me (to Jed): (3:00) Wow...Louisville is terrible.
Jed: (3:00) They are killing our rpi
Me (to Jed): (3:01) Well, that doesn't exist in football so I think were ok.
Jed: (3:02) What is it called
Me (to Jed): (3:04) Bcs..surprised you haven't heard of it... Benn surrounded by contraversy for ten years now.
Jed: (3:08) Well smart guy...try spelling 'controversy' correctly

During the Cubs...
Jed: (3:13) Thiskid in the booth on WGN is awesome

Cards making a comeback...
Jed: (3:33) Seriously Syracuse
Jed: (3:40) That was embarassing

Coy: (5:56) what is the uk rap on youtube called
Me (to Coy): (5:57) I don't know what youre talkin about.

Kickoff...
Casey F: (6:07) We Believe!

After the early UK fumble and Arkansas return...
Me (to Jed): (6:18) Clueless. We are without clue.

Something bad happened but I can't remember what...perhaps the McFadden TD run...
Me (to Jed): (7:12) Was that a comedy routine?

After the Lindley return...
Me (To Jed, Coy, Sean): (7:30) That's a positive

After the announcers said that McFadden and Jones, as well as 5-7 other players had a "virus"...
Drew: (7:59) You know that virus is hiv right?
Me (To Drew): (7:59) Nice!

After Keenan's first TD...
Me (to Drew): (8:04) Keenan is really good
Drew: (8:05) Before the snap: we need to get Burton the rock
Me (to Drew): (8:05) Well done
Drew: (8:07) Hopefully their crippling virus will keep them from playing to their potential
Me (to Drew): (8:08) It's our only hope
Drew: (8:08): Unfortunately true

After nearly recovering a fumble...
Me (to Drew): (8:10) That would have been nice
Drew: (8:11) Sure would have

After the McClinton pick...
Coye: (8:25) I love him. (editor's note: Coy's a queer)
Me (to Coy): (8:26) Yeah he's good but fucking Kelley!

After the QB draw when we were going for two...
Me (to Coy): (9:09) We run really bad plays at really important times

After Keenan's 2nd TD...
Me (to Drew): 9:20 He's really good.
Drew: (9:20) He's good (these were received simultaneously...weird)

Once the game was in doubt...
Me (to Coy): (9:34) This is very interesting... Are we gonna win the National Championship?
Coy: (9:36) How bout dem Cats... And we didn't even play that well
Me (to Coy): (9:36) I know... Scary
Shuey: (9:38) Wow! Great win!
Me (to Shuey): (9:39) I cant believe it. We played like shit
Shuey: (9:40) I know. u said it though. they can only run
Jed: (9:55) Believe.
Me (to Jed): (9:58) We played like shit and beat a good team on the road. We are the truth.

Sean being a drunk retard...
Sean: (11:41) The graphic on Sportscenter was LSU, FL, UK - who's best?
Sean: (12:20 Sunday morning) Andre Ware has Woodson as his #2 Heisman candidate
Sean (12:26 Sunday morning) McClinton's pick was #5 top plays.

After the rankings were released...
Joe: (2:53 Sunday) UK #14 coaches poll #15 coaches (note: I think he was a little confused or something)
Me (to Joe): (2:34 Sunday) Wow!

A Worm analogy fit for an English Lit class...
Worm: (4:11 Sunday) Have u seen the "family guy" where meg makes the flag squad?
Me (to Worm): (4:12 Sunday) Yes...and the cool kids fling rancid meat at her
Worm: (4:17 Sunday) Louisville football fans are meg...they get a tiny taste of begrudging football acceptance from the Connie D'Amico's at the cool kids table, then they become so obnoxious and drunk with their own modicum of success...so we all laugh when syracuse tricks them into making out with a pig after we catapulted rancid meat on them!

Again, the rankings...
Shuey: (8:49) See the new rankings?
Me (to Shuey): (8:50 Sunday) Yeah... This is crazy

For good measure...
Casey F: (9:03 Monday) Hey ol ball coach, we're ranked higher thank you. Dick!

All in all, a pretty good week to be a Cat fan. We were finally allowed the opportunity to gloat all week and even come out of an SEC road game with a win. For all of you who thought that we did play well, you're right. Our defense was very bend-but-not-break and our offense was solid. There were several encouraging factors in the game; but we gave them lots of points with bad mistakes. Anyway, I am excited as ever for the early morning Cat Walk on Saturday.

Keep checking out the Bass. We're trying to update as frequently as possible; it will have some really funny shit on there. Chuck is going to try and get on the air with the afternoon underdogs, so be listening on Wednesday. He's already got his one-liner set up, "Hey, although Notre Dame finally scored, word on the street is that Charlie Weis still hasn't."

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