In Case You Missed it.......

Padraig Harrington is already really, really drunk. He is "out on the piss," as it were. There is no question that I felt bad for Sergio blowing the lead in the Open, but I was happy to see Harrington finally win a major--he's a really good player. However, if the first three majors are any indication, this will be the "year of the chucker" on the PGA Tour. Zach Johnson really sucks at golf. I don't want to offend any Iowan's, but he blows and is a total dork. Angel Cabrera? He rarely plays on tour and his best finish besides the win at Oakmont is 19th. He's also missed three cuts of nine tournaments. I guess I'm wondering if the rest of the players are catching up with Tiger. After last year, I kinda figured Phil was getting there. In true Mickelson fashion, though, he has laid an egg this year. But his back probably hurts. I guess we'll have to wait and see, but if Stewart Cink wins the PGA I'm gonna shit.

Ok, if you missed the A-Rod-Kobe matchup on "Who's Now," fear not! There was a recap on the dual on a later edition of Sportscenter. That's right folks. We are now showing highlights of the made-up competition pitting athletes against one another. What are they recapping?!?!?! It's not like a presidential primary. Are they gonna start having "exit polls" on the bottom line? What could they possibly be talking about? "The people voted for A-rod, Stu." "Boo-yah!" That's the only acceptable review.

In other news, Brandon Phillips celebrated after reaching on an error. That's the third time that I have personally seen that occur. I will unfortunately have to admit that he's having a fairly good season this year, which is all the more reason not to celebrate after someone duff's a grounder. Keep pounding your fists and clapping Brandon; you play for the shittiest team in baseball. See how many people will watch you celebrate after your squad trades that donkey in left field.

And now for something totally awesome...

http://youtube.com/watch?v=VucGM7S_Ztw