The masquerade is over

Is that how you spell 'masquerade?' If it is, I'm awesome.

Jon Lieber sucks. Remember all those times you sat watching him pitch, and you wondered 'why can't guys hit him?' His pitches were slow, had little movement, and usually hung around the plate.

Now, a few years later, teams have figured it out. The Reds blasted four bombs off of him in the 2nd inning. Yikes.

Also, I reserve the right to recant these statements and blame those homeruns on GABP's bullshit dimensions if Lieber turns it around this season, but don't hold your breath. Because, I guess, you would die from lack of oxygen. Only you wouldn't, b/c you would pass out first and your body starts breathing again on its own. Thus, a stupid saying. So, fuck it, hold your breath all you want; see if I care.

Holy shit, PETA is going to have some kick-ass demonstrations for the next few weeks. When PETA's involved, the demonstrations get GOOD. They'll probably work a horse-dong into this next one, so that should be great. I heard 100,000 people are going to show up at their protest at the Preakness, only all those people will be getting drunk in the infield of the track...of which I can't remember the name. Uh, nope gone. Yeah, they aren't protesting at all. Pimlico. Sweet.