Friday, October 26, 2007

Pooping on Matt Ryan...

I hadn't seen Matt Ryan play a game until last night. However, he was about as good as I expected him to be--not very. The thing that pisses me off the most is that every douche on ESPN and any other outlet is going to spout off about his late comeback and how cool he was under pressure. What they will do is completely disregard the 55 game minutes where he looked like a frightened toddler, and the post-game vomiting that proved it. Seriously, why did he spit-up?

If the nation cannot find five (Woodson, Tebow, Dixon, Hart, Daniel...there) better players to go to New York, then they are not looking at all. There are probably five better QB's (Woodson, Dixon, Tebow, Daniel Bradford, Brohm...there) in the country. Matt Ryan is a chucker; and I can't imagine a more annoying fan base to get two big wins last night than Boston fans.

Ryan looked good under pressure. He looked like an experienced solid QB leading his good team down the field against a tired defense. That's pretty much what I expected. He was far from spectacular. The rest of the game, though, he was frightened and flustered and absolutely refused to step into throws. Furthermore, VT should have had at least two more picks in that game.

CRAIG JAMES IS AN ASSHOLE. Not because of his horrific voting; but because of how stupid he is. He waited the entire game, mouth gaping, and it wasn't until the last five minutes that he could shove Ryan's cock right in there! Did he ever! His head was on a swivel and he was blowing like a cheap hooker (or your mom). ESPN is becoming more and more unwatchable as the days go on.

I can't get over how bad both of those teams looked last night. I hate to sound like Mr. SEC, but neither of those teams should be in a BCS game. I understand the differing circumstances, but if you saw a glimpse of the VT-LSU game, you would have seen a scared bunch of pussies getting man-handled. Let's just all hope that the NC is not OSU-BC; awful, awful, awful.

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