Wednesday, October 10, 2007

Is Emmit Smith Illiterate?

Has anyone seen him on TV? He is awful and he sounds like he has completely stopped breathing when he speaks. After the Monday Night game, he referred to turnovers as "interceptions, fumbles, and stuff." Yeah, Emmit, they have a name for that "stuff." When he was describing the interception and return by Terence Newman, he never once mentioned his name. Instead, he used a bevy of random last names to portray Newman. He was guessing last names; it was awful. He did something else but I can't remember it now. Shit. Anyway, remember when he was playing for the Cardinals and cried about how he saw his daughter's soccer game, and how he realized what was important? I guess his daughter sucks at soccer, because he is wasting a lot of time doing these games.

Les Miles is an idiot and LSU should have lost to Florida. First of all, the first down inside the five was not a first down at all. Hester did not make it (or even close). Secondly, he coaches like I coach on video games. He always runs fakes and goes for it on fourth down and stuff. Thirdly, and this is off the topic a bit, Jacob Hester is quite the stud. That guy is pretty awesome...ya know, for a honky.

Now that I live in Indiana, I can tell all of you about the joys of IU football and the Big Ten Network! Awful. Both of them. IU is not very good, and the BTN replays a bunch of Big 10 games and they are booooooo-ring. The Big 10 is such garbage every year it makes me sick. OSU beat the piss out of Purdue, so all of a sudden "they've arrived." Purdue is garbage; stinky garbage.

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