Wednesday, August 1, 2007

Blake Powers vs. Coach K: Bigger Douche

If anyone reading this knows who Blake Powers is, I'd be stunned. Powers is the ex-QB of Meade County High School, the squad that ousted the mighty St. X Tigers in 2001. Powers then went north to IU, where he was converted from a huge QB to a tight end. Monday night he hit a police officer with a water balloon and went to jail. That's the typical progression of a over-hyped high school QB--big school, position switch, nails cop with a water balloon. Ho-hum.

What would you pay $10,000 dollars to do? For most of us, this would be a very small list. Apparently for others, the list is much longer. For instance, eight of the biggest tools alive paid 10K to go to Coach K's Duke basketball fantasy camp. From all indications these losers paid a ridiculous amount of money to slap the floor on defensive possessions and sprint to the bench during timeouts. I wonder if four thousand annoying dorks show up each night to do scripted cheers and hop and bounce around like children. That's pretty much the beginning and end of Duke basketball. I wonder if they had officials on hand to have authentic clock malfunctions and truly phantom foul calls. All the money went to charity; probably just ended up funding therapy for these d-bags so they really could've just skipped the middle man here.

Couple more quick notes....

The Celtics traded Sebastian Gun-fair, so Rondo is probably going to start with some awful center, Paul Pierce, KG, and Ray Allen. They may be OK.

Still no news from KSR. I'm on pins and needles over here... Thanks for the comments and such from the three people who responded. I don't know what happened to the rest of you a-holes...

Big game tomorrow night; perhaps the biggest. Everyone bring their glove.

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