Friday, September 5, 2008

I Want to Stab My Own Balls

The Cubs are blowing it. The season's lost. Down 9-0 to the shitfuckity ball-less Reds. So this is rock bottom...

Thanks for getting us through 4 strong, Lilly and Lieber! You guys are a couple of fuck-tards. I have 4.5 painful innings still left to watch. Good Lord. I hope my TV explodes.

Hey, do you guys mind if I speak candidly? Good. I fucking despise, with every fiber of my being--fucking despise--Alfonso Soriano. What a worthless douche of a leadoff hitter. I should be respectful, though, he does hop like a fun boy when he catches pop flies.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

I hope your TV exploded too!

dubs

Anonymous said...

Still waiting for the Soriano props for the three bomb day.

BTW, Cedeno can rot in hell for all I care.

Jed

Anonymous said...

There, the Reds beat the Brews for you. They'll take your apology now.
tdubs