Seriously

I know you tools are watching the Reds game right now, so tell me something. If you saw Brandon Phillips reciting the Reds' lineup, you would have heard him say the first and last name of each player, their batting spot, and their position. Well, except one.

Phillips: ...batting seventh, playing first, Joey Votto...batting 8th, behind the plate...Bako...

There's no question that Brandon Phillips has no fucking clue what Paul Bako's first name is. I can guarantee, w/ 75% certainty, that when Bako entered the clubhouse for the first time, Brandon Phillips asked why Gary Miller was around.

Seriously: