According to the Indiana Daily Student, if you drink 70-100 cups of coffee in a day, you will die. They wrote that in a mother fucking article. You know what else would kill you? 70-100 cups of ANYTHING!
The piece was about caffeine being a drug or some shit, and they mentioned ways that it could be fatal. I can't link it because their site is currently down, probably because someone realized how stupid this sounds.
If you're feeling a bit sluggish today, however, try to stay below seventy cups of coffee if you can. I know how work can get to you.
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What if i took 70-100 caffine pills daily? I don't because I saw the Saved by the Bell when Jesse was addicted to caffine pills, and it changed my life.
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