If there is any athlete in the world the best epitomizes the term "cheese dick," I haven't found him. Rory Sabbatini is the biggest chump alive. I'm sure all of you know (from reading my glorious blog) of Rory's spat with Tiger last year. Well, it wasn't much of a spat. Rory just ran his mouth and Tiger blasted him the two times they met in a final round. But Rory's latest exploit, occurring this past Sunday, tops any of his previous poundings administered by Tiger. He withdrew from Tiger's tournament before the last round, while in last place, 28 shots off Tiger's lead. However, he is still able to collect his absurd prize money check. Citing shin splints, Sabbatini withdrew around 8AM before his round Sunday, but he left the site late Saturday night for Hawaii. What a bitch. There is no way Sabbatini would have withdrawn if not for the little rivalry he tried to create; unfortunately, Rory is not good enough to have a rivalry with Tiger. Classic case of "little man's syndrome." Seriously, he's like 5'8".
Warning: Story about me! I had a dream last night that I played football for NC State (what???) and I was trying to recover a fumble, and when I woke up I was trying to recover my dog. I'm serious. He is still pretty freaked out.
OK, tomorrow will be part one in a two-part series outlining every bowl game and the weight that I gave them in my Pick 'Em thingie. I have a lot of spare time, so I'm going to make this blog awesome!!! Plus, by viewing my picks, we can all see how smart I am. I'm serious; I won the Pick 'Em League I was in by like 200 points. Granted, it came down to the wife of a friend of mine and myself, but she didn't stand a chance.
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